10 a.m.: President Joe BlunderingBiden will receive his intelligence briefing.
11 a.m.: The Covid-19 team will brief the press.
Noon: BastardBiden will “briefly” join a CEO summit on semiconductors and supply chains.
12:15 p.m.: CircleJerkJen Psaki will brief reporters.
1:45 p.m.: Biden and VP KamalaToe Harris will meet with Republicans and Democrats on infrastructure.
3:00 p.m..: Crack Party, with little girls and boys, begins at the Rose Garden. Lasts until the Crack wears off.
9:00 p.m.: President Joe BlubberingBiden will sniffondle an Asian girl and a little Brazilian girl, take his bedtime medications and go to bed.
11:11 p.m.: HalfAgerMethHeadHunter Biden smokes more crack, takes a shower with the dog and goes to bed.
12:56 p.m.: Kamala toe Harris blows Hunter’s “flute” and crawls in bed after one last hit off of some high grade 4-methylaminorex she got from the national laboratory’s stash.
