The SCP containment unit was called after what they are now calling the most dangerous Organisim ever encountered in this universe escaped from “Prince CB’s” apartment in Razorback territory in the Sultry Øzarks early this morning. All we have is this amazing few seconds the paramedics caught on camera as the beast made its out of the victims anus. Nobody was left alive at the scene and 🛰 infrared imaging tracked the creature to the woods where it apparently ducked into a cave some distance outside of Elkins. Residents are urged to take extreme caution when having anal sex involving over melaninated buttholes. We’re waiting to here from the SCP unit as they are in hott pursuit of the creature they are labeling [A_HOLE_GIF-1.098.765.4321]
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