The Most Hilarious and Original Yard Signs You’ve Ever Seen։

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The Most Hilarious and Original Yard Signs You’ve Ever SeenApril 28, 2022 | Ella Julius

A Piece of History

Landmark signs are a big tourist attraction – for some reason, people love reading that something happened precisely where they were standing 500 years ago.

 


Perhaps it’s their way of feeling like a part of history? Imagine driving hundreds of miles just to see this sign! Totally worth it in our opinion!

A Piece of History

Landmark signs are a big tourist attraction – for some reason, people love reading that something happened precisely where they were standing 500 years ago.

 


Perhaps it’s their way of feeling like a part of history? Imagine driving hundreds of miles just to see this sign! Totally worth it in our opinion!

Mission Statement

When you’re sick and tired of your neighbors asking you who you’re voting for – this is the sign to put up.

 


The fact of the matter is, you’re simply not convinced any of the candidates running are worthy, and you cannot be bothered to explain why for the 50th time this week, so you found a sign that does it for you!

Sweet Dreams

This is a pretty charming way to ask people to stay off the grass politely. Charming yet a little passive-aggressive, no doubt.

 


What kind of monster would ever think to step on tiny grass and wake it while it sleeps! Not us, that’s for sure!

No Soliciting…Unless It’s Thin Mints

We’re not going to lie, we completely understand the need for an elaborate sign like this. This sign has got it covered – unless you’re selling Thin Mints, you’re welcome to leave.

 


We wonder how many solicitors visited this house before these homeowners before they decided enough was enough and purchased this custom made sign.

Trendsetter

We’re not exactly sure why one would feel the need to brag about using handsoap, but we are all for self-love. This sign is one of the most beautiful ones we’ve seen.

 


The person who wrote it went out of their way to add bubbles to their confession and declaration.

A Warning Sign

It’s no secret that security systems are expensive – so when your budget is low, but the stakes are high, there’s no choice but to get creative.

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This sign is definitely a budget-friendly method of keeping thieves away, and may honestly be a more practical approach to things.

Cheaper by the Dozen

Well, when you put it that way…who wouldn’t want to spend a couple of bucks at a yard sale, scrounging for hidden treasures.

 


In all honestly, this sign (as appealing as the message written on it is) looks like the person who painted it ran out of paint halfway through.

The Meme Team

Over the years, memes have taken over the internet. Apparently, they have taken over the yard-sale market as well. They seem even to have the power to get passersby to come to your garage sale.

 


You know that if the person that wrote this sign has a sense of humor, they probably also have a sense of style – which is reason enough to go scavage at their garage sale.

Thank You, Next

You’ve been waiting all week to visit this yard sale. You’ve even told all your friends about it. You also decided to hold off on buying a new chair because you’re positive you’ll find one there.

 


That’s when you get to the parking lot of this sale, and you read this sign. That’s when you call your friends and tell them not to show up – and drive yourself to Office Depot for that chair.

Doomsday 2016

Come election time, most people become very vocal about who they are planning on voting for. Walking around your neighborhood, you’ll probably see lawn signs endorsing your neighbor’s preferred candidate.

 


This lawn sign makes it clear that this guy was not very enthusiastic about 2016’s candidates. We’ll hand it to them, at least they were honest!

Hey Girl, Hey!

There’s something about Ryan Gosling and yard sales that gets people going.

 


Maybe it’s the fact that Ryan Gosling looks like the perfect partner to go bargain hunting with – you know, the kind of guy that knows how to haggle. And even if he weren’t, we’d forgive him…look at that face!

Zombie for President

When all the other candidates suck – there’s no choice but to turn to the zombies.

 


If you’ve ever seen a post-apocalyptic movie, you know that the zombies are going to take over anyway, so why not just please them by surrendering now?

Good Intentions

This man is our new hero. A nice gesture for his wife turned out to be a creepy letter left for the whole neighborhood to read.

 


We bet the person who read the letter was more than happy to receive it. It’s always nice to feel loved – even if it is by mistake. How do you think he understood a mistake had been made?

Rest in Peace, Old Man

Well, if this isn’t in your face – we don’t know what is. We hope that apart from dentures and canes, this old man left behind some worthwhile stuff.

 


We’ve never been to an estate sale but are very interested in visiting one. So if you’ve gone looking for gold at an old man’s house – give us some tips!

A Real Life-Changer

Every once in a while, you stumble upon something that is absolutely life-changing. We never thought a yard sale could be one of those things.

 


We wonder what turns a yard sale into life-changing? Are they selling magical beans? Is there a take-home guru? A self-help book?

Tea for Two

There is nothing we would love more than to go to a yard sale with Ryan Gosling. Literally. Nothing.

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We’d love finding a matching tea set with him, and then sip some of the hot beverage looking into this man’s dreamy eyes.

This Pool Rules

This pool has a lot of rules – swimsuits are not one of them. This home greets and accepts skinny-dippers, but will not tolerate running, jumping, or peeing.

 


Not jumping into a pool seems a bit extreme to us – but then again, if you’re butt-naked, it makes sense that people wouldn’t want that splashing in their faces!

A Boxer on a Cardboard Box

This is about as creative as it gets. It’s simple, yet so on point. It’s an “if you know, you know” kind of situation and for those who may not know…Mike Tyson has a slight lisp.

 


And though we are against poking fun at people for any sort of speech impediment, we couldn’t help but giggle!

Reverse Psychology

Sometimes the only way to get people to want something is to tell them they can’t have it, which is precisely what the owner of this building did.

 


They decided to take the less conventional method of selling by advertising that the building was not for sale! We’re guessing the phone calls came rolling in!

Everything Must Go!

When this man wrote, “everything must go” – he meant everything! Including his cheating wife. This will probably be the most savage yet worthwhile yard sale you’ll attend this year.

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We wonder if his cheating wife and her lover came to the sale to buy back all of his belongings before moving out!

That Christmas Spirit

Most people get in the Christmas mood by adding decorations such as lights and snowmen – but when you’re tight on money, it’s always nice to think outside the box.

 


What better way to get into the Christmas spirit than by turning a “For Lease” sign into a holiday card for everyone to read as they drive by!

To Steal From a Thief

What do you do when your boyfriend leaves you and takes the dog with him? You get rid of all of his stuff, that’s precisely what you do!

 


Why kind of person steals someone else’s dog? A monster, that’s who! Sell his stuff, girl, sell it all!

A Queen on Kingston Street

We don’t understand why someone thought that advertising that their grandmother was psycho was a sure way to get people to come to their garage sale.

 


Maybe they know something about yard sales sign that we don’t? Perhaps the fact that she’s unhinged means that the prices of the stuff she’s selling are very, very low?

Orange Is the New Black

If there was ever a yard sale to go to – a going to jail sale is it. You know that they’re selling everything they own – from clothing to jewelry.

 


They aren’t getting rid of these things because they want to. Instead, they have to. It’s a win/win situation. You’re buying bargains while doing this guy a favor!

Desperate Times Call for Desperate Things

This one is a pretty relatable sign if we’ve ever seen one. We don’t understand what “desperate things” means, and it’s pretty funny that they wrote the time and place twice!

 


But hey, at least they’re being honest and not making the sale out to be something it isn’t…

Pop-Culture

So how exactly do you set your garage sale apart from all the others? With an original sign to lure people in, of course. These funny signs reference back to current moments in entertainment that everyone is bound to be familiar with.

 


Whether it’s Kanye, Macklemore, Batman, or Gandalf, someone is bound to know one of these references and have a good laugh. Even if you’ve only got $20 in your pocket…

Walk This Way

People see yard sales signs all the time, so the smart thing to do is to find a way to make yours stand out.

 


Using memes is a great way to make an impression – to connect with your potential customers. We’re guessing everyone that came to this yard sale, came prepared to say, “take my money!”

Batman Will Be There

Do you think a batmobile was being sold at this yard sale? We are hope so.